Places

One page per town, and every one of them is a place we have physically walked. Same ten measurements every time, so you can actually compare: rent, hospital distance, gradient, winter, flights home — plus who the town is wrong for.

We publish a town only when we have walked it, priced it and photographed it. That is why this list grows slowly. Anything else is a description of a map.
Algarve · verified Aug 2026

Tavira

Flat, year-round, €850–1,150 for two bedrooms. Thirty minutes from an ER — which is the catch.

Coming next

In build order, each after a filming day: Lagos · Silver Coast (Caldas da Rainha, Óbidos, Nazaré) · Cascais · Setúbal · Coimbra · Braga · Aveiro · Viseu · Castelo Branco · Évora, then neighbourhood-level pages for Lisbon and Porto.

Roughly 70 places over three years — not 1,000. The limit is deliberate: it is the number one person can genuinely visit, measure and re-check each quarter.